It's really not hard to be a criminal and get away with it. All it really takes is not being stupid. Just learn to spell the word thousand and you could get away with stealing cash all day long. Here's a hint- there is no W in the word thousand.

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Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together?  Well...wonder no more.  The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds.  We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits.  Come spend some time and get intimate with us.  We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button.  Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.

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The metamorphasis is complete.  It took five long years.  You started out as a card-carrying, black jeans wearing, country dancing Lesbian...and now you have become a baby bag carrying, play date organizing, suburban mini-van driving, Mommy.  Almost all your freinds are straight moms, and you enjoy going to Mom's Night Out events.  At least you still own a pair of black jeans.

652 Becoming Mommy

Donating your organs after you die can be one of the last altruistic you perform as a human being. Since you won't be using it anyway, why not leave your penis to some person that really needs it and can get a lot of good use out of it. While we're at it, I'd like to donate my period to someone that can use that, too. I'll also throw in a lifetime supplies of menstrual supplies at no cost to the lucky recipient.

651 Organ Donor

Fat pigs roasting in the sand...the sound of fat sizzling and cooking on the beach...the scent of coconut (suntan lotion) wafting through the air...Hawaiian shirts that looked good when you bought them, but that you'll never wear again... Is it a luau? Nope, its just tourists from the mainland on the beach getting sunburned in Hawaii. Aloha.

650 Aloha!

Some foods give you a clue that they are not good to eat. Sour Cream tells you exactly what you're getting when you look at the name. How can that be good? Now, Homo Milk, on the other hand....how can that be bad?

649 Sour Cream

Not every Lesbian conforms to the usual stereotypes. Some Lesbians don't actually play softball, they don't watch football and they're not turned on by other Lesbians with sports injuries. Instead, they carry the gene for hoarding animals they find on the street. If the animal has injuries or requires extensive vet bills, all the better.

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