Family beckons. Booze beckons. So we’re going to forgo the bullet points that we’re pretty sure you don’t read anyway and just say…Happy Thanksgiving, from your friends at the Fifth! And while you shamelessly celebrate genocide, listen along while the lads bemoan the racism of the Black Plague; the deadline to file charges against Kmele; the quote-invention of ChatGPT; the hostage deal in Israel; and the extreme awfulness of Holocaust historians Joe Scarborough, Mike Brzezinski, and Claire McCaskill.  

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#432 - Worse Than Hitler (A Fifth Column Thanksgiving!)

Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. 

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* Italian bootlegs  * Warm Fanta  * Drinking on your European vacation  * The Comfort of Strangers   * Pre-internet travel * Jake Siegel: a moderate dissent…and Fifth reaction * Probability and the feminist bank teller * What happens when people call you bad names in public * 9 times out of 10, they were rapping * Awful media critics  * What would CH do? * Steve Albini * “And the songs that…

Members Only #210 - Odds, Bobs, Feminist Bank Tellers, and the Records That Changed Us

So many of you have written us demanding the return of Jacob Siegel that when word got to us that he was back in New York, we hunted him down and demanded that he submit to a *third* appearance on The Fifth. We discovered that Comrade Siegel, a gravelly voiced veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq and senior writer at Tablet, is hard at work on a book, an expansion of his already expansive essay “A Guide to Understanding the Hoax of the Century.” So we sat back in our chairs, asked a few questions, and basically handed the mic to Jake for an extended peroration on the Disinformation Industrial Complex, Trump’s foreign policy, why we should end American aid to Israel, and whether or not his unified theory of censorship counts as a “conspiracy theory.”  We assume this one will provoke lots of listener mail. So agree or disagree, send it over and perhaps we’ll do a special “Responding to Jake” episode over at Substack. 

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#454 - A Conspiracy So Vast (w/ Jacob Siegel)

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* Shogun erasure  * Revolutionary accents  * A debate on Israel and a subsequent anti-Moynihan calumny * Alas, anti-Semitism is common in certain parts of the world * Pointing this out seems pretty obvious  * The WAV file  * My melanated baby  * Teaching kids versus raising kids  *  Indoctrinating someone else’s kids into your way of thinking is some serious cult shit  * Torturing …

Members Only #209 - Rotten (and Racist) in Denmark

* Children of the revolution * No journalists allowed! * The Italian Gadsden flag * Oh no, Matt Welch…no, no, no * In defense of …Al Sharpton? * Dead soul singers  * The great Baby Huey  * Forgiving student debt is insane  * College is dumb but it makes economic sense…for now  * The New York Times and NPR * Jihad rehab  * Twitter welcomes another sexless fascist  

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#453 - No Step on Snek

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* The Banana genocide  * Professor, professor…let’s stick to the facts  * A conspiracy documentary full of cranks and losers  * 60 journalism professors find a story they cannot countenance  * Listeners on ADHD and Adderall * RFK in CA * Nodding along with Lemon * How to talk to an Auschwitz survivor  * The trickiness of memory  * Two sets of rules  * Peaceful protesters get a call fr…

#432 - Worse Than Hitler (A Fifth Column Thanksgiving!)

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